ohhh puh-leaseeee

so, i was trying few pairs of crocs and ariff was sitting next to me, helping me to choose which is the right size and color for me. then came a couple. looking around and...

the bf: eh apesal bodoh gila color2 kasut ni?
the gf: *silence* belek belek kasut
the bf: eh murah gila sial! i ingat menda ni 200++. 100++ je. (suara sengaja dikuatkan, so that he's being heard. okay we hear you clearly la mat!)
the gf: aah la kan jeans i je dah 200++.
the bf: dahla design cam bodoh je. tak nak la beli. apa yang lawa sangat tah.
the gf: tu la pasal. jom. pot pet pot pet aku kaya la konon pot pet.

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me: B apa itu B? sengaja cakap kuat so that semua orang dengar ke apa?
ariff: mmhh... apa la dorang ni.
me: tah! kecoh gila. apa tu? jeans i je da 200++. woh mahal nya weh. haha
ariff: tu la pasal. sesuai lah sangat kalau dorang tu laki bini.

haih! apalah ini orang. kau tak suka pun diam2lah. kau nak cakap pun, slow2lah. like me and B always whisper2 romantik tauuu! haha tak kuasa. tipu je.

ini! sengaja cakap kuat2 so that 1 floor boleh dengar kau.

well, to be honest, i don't really like the crocs design also. but i fancy the comfy. but even if you hate anything in stores, you dont have to tell the world do you?

dannn perlukah nak boasting kau beli jeans 200++ woh mahal nya! poor thing. perhaps that's the most expensive thing you've got for yourself and you need to tell the world bout it. oh suck it!